How To Be A Mountain Biker In 29 Steps 11

Hahaha! The jokers at NSMB and IFHT are at it again. First it was Shit Mountain Bikers Say, now it's how to be a mountain biker. There's some truth in this so listen closely. How many steps did you achieve?

Credit: Matt Dennison and Jason Lucas
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phishfearme
11 years ago
after buying the bike - next step; convert everything that isn't titanium into titanium.

next step - convert everything that's titanium into carbon!
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Mptango
11 years ago
No Strava? I'm thinking a whole other video of Mountain Bikers using Strava.... KOM is a noun and verb these days!
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gotdurt
11 years ago
I was surprised at how many of those were relevant 20+ years ago, like my dog , "Trek", c 1992... I no longer use words like "rad" though; wore those out in the '80's.