If it wasn't on Instagram, did it even happen? The jury's still out on that one, but in the meantime, all we know is that anything you post can and will be held against you in the court of the Social Scoop. But please, don't let that stop you. Never stop posting!
Eric Porter and the Mexican Dirt Hole
gordo: P-tucky investigating ways around the wall.
iceman: I'm not the kind of guy who says "I told you so" but I definitely could have told you so.
$3200 Dior BMX Bike, Only 70 Made
gordo: 32 hundo and it ain't even got no front breaks. (typo and grammar intentional)
iceman: No, we said "make it a Deore, not Dior build." #idiots #models
Adam Brayton's New Car
gordo: #iamcashtoflat
iceman: The quickest way to get your gas tank to flat. #gastoflat
YT Family Reunion
gordo: Team rumor police present and accounted for.
iceman: They're probably trying to soften up the cops just in case things should get a little too festive.
Literally Tubeless
gordo: No 26, no care.
iceman: If they ever invent time travel, the first thing I'm doing is going back to how it was before I saw this.
The Future of Trail Building?
gordo: It's like the Roomba, but opposite. #nojobissafefromthefuture
iceman: Actually, this IS your Dad's R/C toy.
Manual Labor
gordo: Your "my bike is too long to manual" excuse is now completely invalid.
iceman: The "my knees are too old" excuse still works though.
Modern Trials Techniques
gordo: Is it a dab if your hands or feet never touch the obstacle?
iceman: Is there was bread on the table, he'd be on a roll?
12/13/2017 5:11pm
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