Caption Contest! Make Us Laugh, Win Stuff - Stevie and Brendog 59

bturman
11/8/2012 11:18pm

Dave Trumpore sent over this pic of Stevie Smith and Brendan Fairclough that is just begging for a caption contest. Look at those jokers! Hahaha. It was taken in 2008 at the Valparaiso Urban DH race. Maybe they were just trying to blend in with some of the locals?

The funniest caption wins a box of random goodies from the Vital MTB garage. Let 'em rip!

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bturman
12 years ago
Stanjohnson4, you've just won yourself the prize! Hilarious mix of bike lingo and a little innuendo. I'll be in touch soon.
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Pininator
12 years ago
SS: "I'm telling you...chicks totally love sock-tans"

BF: "That only works NORTH of the border"
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JASON_MTB
12 years ago
Brendan- What are you doing Stevie?
Stevie- A friend told me the more you think about it, the bigger it gets!
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pork
12 years ago
Those tan through bathing suits from SkyMall might not have been the best idea...
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Alex W.
12 years ago
Brendan: Do you think that chick is hot?
Steve: gimme a sec and ill check
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Rafael_Castanheira
12 years ago
- But Brendaaan! I don´t wanna go anymore!
- Just a couple more runs and we´ll have some hokey pokey, all right?
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samnation
12 years ago
I need a tan
Speak for yourself I just need to get sober "THIS SUNSHINE FEELS SO GOOD! Last night sucked.
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callum.hadfield
12 years ago
Steve smith- "Check out my washboard"
Brendan Fairclough- " Yeah you're so ripped you might need some tape"
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JoseMPM
12 years ago
Steve: "I wonder which one is longer".
Brendog: "What an idiot, with that cap he's gonna have one tanned shoulder and one paler than me".
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bhalpin47
12 years ago
Stevie: "Dude, I think all this red bull has been doing something to me. They say it gives you wings, but they didn't say anything about this!?"
Brendog: "That's why I ride for monster, mate."
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bwakefie
12 years ago
"If you push really hard you can tan faster. Trust me, I'm from Canada." "Nah, man, you gotta just sit back, roll up the legs, and turn your toes out. I learned it in England."
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supersheep
12 years ago
If we keep this up we'll be ready for the body building competition in vegas in no time! tan on!
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ThisGuy
12 years ago
B- So... it's over, just like that, this is how it ends?
S- It's been so hard with the time zones
B- Lets just have one last night...
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iceman2058
12 years ago
"Hey look, it says Made in Canada Eh!"

"Dude, everyone knows, British Beef is where it's at".
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MattyO
12 years ago
B-Hey Stevie ....can you massage my upper thigh? It started camping on that last run. S-Ill give you something to massage!
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erwinmruiz
12 years ago
Stevie, Do you think they will let us swimsuit models on the bus without t-shirts? Let me meditate on that Bren.
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mboughton1
12 years ago
Stevie: ... But i try so hard... I just want to be on the top of the podium with Sam Hill and Steve Peat
Brendan: Don't worry mate its only a matter of time until you win a World Cup. i believe in you... here hold my hand.
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tomward
12 years ago
Stevie: Is it really only that big?!
Brendan: I know the feeling bro, that's why I wear speedos to accentuate the package.
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bikethroughlife
12 years ago
Brendan: Is that shit on your ear, bro?
Stevie: Yes it is. Look!
Brendan: I said on your ear! Can't you hear me?
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ZHayes
12 years ago
Stevie: "I gotta take a shit bro..."
Brendan: "I just did. It was like...so big."
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Nooge
12 years ago
Brendog: Stevie, you got the lotion over there?

Stevie: Uuugh.....Comin' right up...
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Cory_Thompson
12 years ago
Brendog: Yeah. . my sponsors pretty much got hooked up with with my good looks.
Stevie: Yeah. . your mom pretty much got hooked up with my good looks.
Brendog: Not cool bro. Not cool.
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D.HILL
12 years ago
Steve: Do these pants look tight to you? Brendan: Nah nah there all good, look at mine!
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SchredGreen
12 years ago
Brendog : Stevie sweetie, why did you shave your moustache ? Do you think i should grow one to win my first world cup ?
Stevie : For sure, baby, it makes everyone else nervous..but i think your tanning your inner thighs is a good thing too..

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